Bajillion Kittens

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sleepnoises
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[Image description 1: Heavily updated meme of a person’s face from the eyes up, pointing up at the following caption: “sewing tutorials by people with thousands of dollars in sewing supplies will look you in the eyes and tell you something insane like ‘use your serger’.” End description 1.]

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i intentionally built an open floor plan house so i could have a floor big enough for quilting
maychorian
stridersknowbest

how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them
consultingcriminal

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

porcupine-girl
princelabia

out-of-the-closet gregory house would be such an unbridled nightmare. try telling him what to do? that's homophobic. that's a hate crime. he would employ the most twisted queer infighting rhetoric to be the most insufferable person possible. "actually homo sapiens is offensive, we prefer 'differently sexual'". if he got fired for malpractice he would sue for discrimination. he would make new employees guess his sexuality and if they didn't figure it out in a week he would fire them. and everyone would be too distracted by house's theatrics no one would notice wilson. they'd go to him and be like "I'm not homophobic but house is being kind of bizarre and aggressive about it" and wilson would be like "oh really" and they would say "how do you deal with it, being the straight guy best friend of someone who behaves like this" and wilson would be unable to break it to them that after a long day of wilson doing his job and house harassing every person in the hospital they go home and have horrible old man sex in their shared apartment and then lie awake laughing at how completely fucking clueless the new interns are

house m.d.